I know where Seat 21F is and the value of “exit row seating”
I know how useless airlines upgrade points can be
I have 2 sets of toiletries, one for at home, one for my
suitcase
My toothpaste is less than 3 ounces and is carried in a one quart
clear plastic bag
I don’t wear sandals to the airport
I’ve been to Buffalo Wild Wings in 14 different cities
I use up all of my words every day before I go home
I pray with my clients and my co-workers pray with me
I can’t believe they pay me to do this
I’m a “preferred” renter with EVERYONE
I’m a WebEx Ninja
I became a Skype fanatic before many people heard of VOIP
I am glad I will spend eternity with my clients
My CEO asks me how everything is going – and knows my
clients by name
I know Fellowship One better than the people that wrote it;
and make it do things they never intended
I can multi-task 10 projects at once and track everything to
the nearest tenth of the hour
My wife doesn’t understand why I don’t like to eat out on
the weekends
I pay for Internet access in hotel rooms in Manhattan, NY
and get it for free in Manhattan, KS
Why do I always see Tom Park selling cars, no matter what
city I go to?
I know when it starts to sprinkle outside that DFW airport
shuts down
My office is where I can boot up my laptop
I know where the power outlets are at the airport
I always wear a long sleeve shirt on an airplane, even in
July
I’ve had flight attendants recognize me
I know what should be on a guest registration card; and what
shouldn’t
I’ll never ask for a spare razor from the Best Western in
Ocala, Florida again
I love local commercials
McDonalds doesn’t have the same menu everywhere you go
I know what PDX, LAX, PHX, AUS, SFO, IAD, and DFW stand for
and I have my favorites
I can book a trip faster than most people can put their
shoes on
My drink of choice is coffee from the churches break room
I live for takeout food and a big TV in my hotel room
Checking baggage is for vacationers
If I arrive for a flight just as boarding is starting, I’m
right on time
I am on staff at dozens of churches
My passion is my ministry
I wonder why the Dev team doesn’t copy and paste more to
speed things up
I AM DELIVERY